April 4, 2009

NaPoWriMo Day 4

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We all know the prerequisites for catching a man. You must be able to calculate the proportion of your day you need to spend on rituals and exercises to stay attractive for him. But that's all the intelligence you're allowed. You must have your virginity intact to try. Must be able to apply the skills learned in Homemakeing 101.

Because we waste our time and intellect in the sport, we are much easier to catch. The only prerequisite for snaring a woman is a piece of glittery, distracting bait. The bigger the better, of course, but even half a carat is acceptable if it's otherwise flawless, set in gold, and if he thinks that love is involved.

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