April 21, 2010

NaPoWriMo Day 21

I got the prompt for today from here (#30). The junk mail I used was from an advertisement from a lawyer I received today. This was a real challenge, and while I'm not sure how I feel about the results, this is one of the most fun experiences I have had while writing a poem.

Serious, serious

Out of Town Valley

Dear Ms.

Records indicate that you may have received personal injuries.

To obtain, proven according to legal standards,
more serious, more complex, legal proof, full impact on your life
Ours can help you get what you deserve

We deal with every day
including possible needs to
prove the extent of your necessary
personal law

We do not charge after compensation
All the risk in (time and money) and you
are guaranteed in no recovery you owe us nothing

We accept death.

18 accidents
Defective day malfunction
Apartment construction
Ejection from job
Offshore electrocution
Slip, fall
Cerebral drowning

Please note that it is illegal for
represented conduct
void your contract under their continued damage reduce the value
of your illegal conduct by these individuals
contact us if you need more

Thousands of the country. Sometimes
waiting long, innocent mistakes on your
part, loss and destruction, important evidence.
The longer you wait the harder your case.
Please call us tough, aggressive, and experienced
Deal with serious personal cases
Their own, even the playing field by us.
Use our experience, obtain justice in your


May be referred
by appointment only
(principal office)

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