Masturbation is the key. You can withstand any dry spell, endure any number of sexless dates, with the palm of your hand or the tip of your finger. You're the best lover you've ever had, after all, and the only one you can count on for the rest of your life. Really - does another person make you feel so much better than you do yourself? Is another's touch that stronger? Is that cock really so much more powerful? Does that cunt really squeeze you just the way you want? Or is the best pleasure found in your own skin?