July 4, 2010

Drabble #35

Prompt: Burn

Your first time at the clothing-optional beach, you’re going to get an unfortunate sunburn. Women get it on their breasts - their nipples spend so much time behind shirts that no amount of sunscreen can protect them. And a high number of men forget to put sunblock on their cocks. They act like their genitals are sacred; you’d think they’d go to any number of lengths to protect them. Women can have the same problem, though an unshaved snatch is still more protected than a penis. This is one of those times where having a full bush comes in handy.

No comments: