No, I didn’t pack them, they’re not my responsibility. I’m the one who remembers to take a pill every day, the least you can do is remember these. You’re absolutely sure you packed them? Have you checked that hidden panel in your suitcase? Maybe a TSA official confiscated them when they searched our checked luggage? No, not because they’re illegal, because they wanted some for free. You should have put them in your carry-on. Please, I’m sure security officers have seen more scandalous things. I can’t believe we’re camping in this beautiful Brazilian rainforest, and we don’t have any condoms.